Romantic vs the Unromantic

I got this from a forward email to me. It's pretty funny. =D

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you ... in to ... this way?

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only ... ... , because I was ....

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My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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The Orange Head Man

Funny what you can do with an orange and a little bit of imagination. :p

Random pictures

I haven't uploaded my pictures from my camera because my USB port is a little haywire. So i had to do it in the office. I didn't realize i took quite a lot of pics myself. Oh and also from pics from me mobile phone too. Here's a few anyway. Enjoy. ;-)


EJ and Abg Syem. We're all taking our breakfast at a mamak restaurant before starting the workday.



Abg Syem, Adiepek (Bg Zamri) and Mizi.



Sunrise on my way to work.



A cat at the office. I call her Comot. :p



The gang playing a few rounds of carom.




My table in my room. Kind of messy a little. :p



My worktable in the office.



Working on Dr.Strange pin-up.



The adorable Ciki.



Me and a 'fan'. LOL! XD



Fairies dancing the night away during Christmas



Kinda sleepy while reading a comic book



Wonder what are they thinking of



Ciki enjoying fluffy bed early in the wee morning of my sleep



My friend Shazry trying to be as macho as ever. (those guns are not real, mind you)



Drawing a sketch at an exhibition



Looking cheery with my friend Abg Syem



Pippin is not happy with her new collar.



"I really hate this collar! Take it off!"

10 weird habits of me

Got this from Jenn. :p

10 weird/random facts/habits about me.

Go.

1. Sometimes when i'm alone, i like to smile at myself in the mirror, make funny faces, talk to myself in the mirror. It feels great.

2. I have a habit of taking random photos from my mobile phone for no reason whatsoever.

3. Not so sure what i'm addicted to, but i think it's probably cute and fluffy things. So anybody who has cats, better beware.

4. At times i dream of being in the media and telling everyone to love one another and stop fighting and stop cutting down trees coz it hurts the animals.

5. My daughters are my cats called Pippin and Ciki.

6. People say sometimes i sound like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Which is kind of true at some point.

7. I am now on the verge of insanity by naming every Scania truck that passed by me Optimus Prime of the Autobots.

8. When i listen to certain music that make me dance, i would really boogy down until someone knocks the door and shouts that the ceiling is vibrating.

9. I freak out (in a good way) when someone mentions NKOTB.

10. I wish i can be like Dr.Strange.